KSlim’s got few interests in life; loud music, football, bees and honey and kicking the shit out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist. A few nights ago Slim’s Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Slim knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. `That's fucking it,' says the man. Slim gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Slim, unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Slim cheered on. His team won too, four-nil. o_0

Traveling, Graphic Design, Computers, Drinking, Girls, Quantam Physics, - the stuff most people are into., If you want to know more about me - head over to:, http://blog.myspace.com/kslim or, http://www.myspace.com/kslim or, http://rev-k-slim.bebo.com

Beastie Boys, Interpol, Thursday, Poison the Well, The Cat Empire, Sublime, The Faint, The White Stripes, The Streets, Ugly Duckling, Bloc Party, Magic Numbers, Freeform Five, Mylo, The Smiths, The Proclaimers, Willy Mason, The Go! Team, The Frank Popp Ensemble, G. Love & Special Sauce, Matthew Dear, Woody Guthrie, Pip Dylan, Kasabian, Aphex Twin, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Less Than Jake, Miles Davis, Beta Band, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Cure

Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Hi-Fidelity, Sweet Sixteen, Trainspotting, Boondock Saints, Rudy Ray Moore, Jim Jarmusch, Otto Preminger, Van Wilder

The State, Chappelle's Show, Beavis and Butthead, Royale Family, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Da Ali G Show, Chewin' the Fat, The Simpson's, Little Britain, Still Game

"I nae read - it's pish man. Watch the movie - it's betterrer"